Score: 10

"Overall great; could use music"

submission: The Last Stand.

date: May 2, 2007

Simply amazing! Main menu looked very graphically intense and cool. Game was fun, although a bit easy. Barrett gun was pretty fuckin' cool, too. Could've used a bit of music, but the gun noises were pretty good sounding. I liked the little shreds of humor here and there, like the receipt for Chinese food.

Overall a very fantastic game! You guys make the best shit.

Score: 10

"Sinistar = win"

submission: Phoenix Wrong: Last Stand

date: December 3, 2006

10'd for Sinistar reference. Even though I'm probably one of the 12 people who got it.

Awesome stuff. Funny as always. Sexalicious. Keep 'em coming. Finally, jokes about Mia's anime-style oversized boobs.

Score: 2

"Music?"

submission: Old people rap

date: March 24, 2006

This would have been 10,000 times as good if it were longer and had a backround beat.

Score: 7

"Good graphics and all, but..."

submission: McDonald's videogame

date: February 9, 2006

Maybe I'm missing something, but this game is impossible to get off the ground. It wouldn't have hurt to make a decent tutorial with some hints.

Score: 8

"Overrated, but still good."

submission: The Ultimate Showdown

date: January 24, 2006

Not bad. I have no idea why it's been on top of the portal for as long as it has. I liked seeing the Lowtax figure you used in Ebaum's World Dot Com, and I liked seeing Lo Pan in there. The music was great, but the animation left much to be desired. Pretty good. Not great, but good nonetheless.

Score: 8

"Cool game, strange music surgery."

submission: Sheep go to Heaven...

date: January 21, 2006

Good game. I liked it since I'm a fan of Cake and Sheep go to Heaven is my favorite song by them, but I have no idea why you did what you did to the music. You should've just left the full song in. The looping sounds awkward to someone who has heard the song. Nice job anyway, innovative game.

Score: 0

"This was retarded."

submission: Snake kills Raiden

date: December 17, 2005

This was in no way shape or form funny, well-made, or worth submitting. Basically, it sucked.

Score: 10

"He shoots lasers out of every orifice."

submission: MGS3: Boss Failures

date: December 10, 2005

EXTREMELY FUNNY MGS parody. By far the hardest I've laughed in a long time. I loved The Anger most of all. Very good job, both in animation and writing.

Score: 9

"Good MGS parody."

submission: Metal Gear Crisis 1.2

date: December 10, 2005

Very good flash. Much more funny than its predecessor. I loved the Ocelot line and it was awesome to see an "I need scissors! 61!" parody in there. Good job all around!

Score: 8

"Some people are idiots; Great game."

submission: Slit Your Wrists!

date: November 28, 2005

Comedy, thine name is CaNaDa7564 for actually thinking the author did this to promote slitting wrists. Cottoneyej0e also cracks me up for actually thinking the author thinks it takes that many knives to cut you. You have to be an idiot to actually try to explain to someone that bandages don't instantly heal you. Anyway, good game. DEFINATELY could've used some sound, though. But fun and worked well. Good job.